Just the words “heated eyelash curler” make me squeeze my eyes closed in fright.
Oldster Pro Tip 1:
Don’t eat more than 6 prunes in one day. For serious.
Speaking of “All Lies!”
“Hey! That’s Burt Bacharach!” - Me, recognizing Mr. Bacharach from his cameo in Austin Powers
All Lies!
Fine, joined Twitter as a work around Facebook Timeline for Pinterest.
“@yourpaltim: The mall is different in 2012. When did teens become so annoyingly confident and self-assured?”
- Twitter.com/yourpaltim
(oldster here doesn’t tweet, but joined to follow this guy)
I’m just going to go ahead and forget about joining Pinterest if it means I have to update to Facebook Timeline
15 years ago today, the greatest rapper ever died. R.I.P Biggie.
Mo money, mo problems is my jam.
Cheapster Does What
Me (shopping on HauteLook): Ooh! Humidifiers!
A: I really actually want a humidifier.
Baby Bro: You have to clean them all the time.
Me: You have one?
BB: Nah, I just boil a pot of water and use a fan.
You ever spend 20 minutes de-linting your dog’s toys?
