Just the words “heated eyelash curler” make me squeeze my eyes closed in fright.
Don’t eat more than 6 prunes in one day. For serious.
“Hey! That’s Burt Bacharach!” - Me, recognizing Mr. Bacharach from his cameo in Austin Powers
Fine, joined Twitter as a work around Facebook Timeline for Pinterest.
“@yourpaltim: The mall is different in 2012. When did teens become so annoyingly confident and self-assured?”
(oldster here doesn’t tweet, but joined to follow this guy)
I’m just going to go ahead and forget about joining Pinterest if it means I have to update to Facebook Timeline
Me (shopping on HauteLook): Ooh! Humidifiers!
A: I really actually want a humidifier.
Baby Bro: You have to clean them all the time.
Me: You have one?
BB: Nah, I just boil a pot of water and use a fan.
Regarding the previous post: THEY’RE, not “their”.